If you watch backwards....
If you watch Home Alone backwards, it’s a story about two men who are helped out of traps by a young child, who then cleans them up. Then, the child’s family comes home and yells at him.
If you watch The Dark Knight backwards, it’s about a man with a half burned body falling into fire and becoming whole again while a clown and a man in a bat suit become best friends.
If you watch Spider Man backwards, it’s about a super hero who gets bitten by a spider and loses his powers.
If you watch Back to the Future backwards, it’s about a boy who leaves his cool family to travel back in time to break up his mom and dad only to return back to the present and enjoy an obnoxious family.
You’re not watching Chuck Norris movies backwards, Chuck Norris is watching YOU go backwards.
If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it’s the heartwarming tale of scientists and dinosaurs working together to build an amusement park. Then the people betray the dinosaurs, putting them in cages and ultimately flying back to Montana to bury any evidence they existed at all.
If you watch Saw backwards, it is a truly amazing and touching story about one man providing countless limbs for the disabled.
If you watch Transformers backwards, it’s about a boy having to take his car back to the showroom after it turns out to be a robot.
If you watch Superman backwards, it is about a guy who flies around, putting people into precarious situations, then hiding.
If you watch Twilight backwards, the movie still sucks.
Note: I've to admit, a whole lot of credits should be given to the guy came up with the last one. LOL
twilight s kind f touching for me
ReplyDeleteI don't know buddy, the guy who wrote this seems to hate it. I also like it. But you gotta admit it's funny... ;)
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